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"How to Feel Better"

In this article I will tell you how to feel great about yourself. It's a simple procedure I follow day in and day out that has not let me down to this day. Every morning I start out by just waking up whenever I feel like it, sleeping a lot really helps me feel good. Waking up is kind of hard, but you can do it. Convince yourself there is something better to do other than sitting in your bed (or couch in my case, beds suck, couches are super comfortable). This morning I let money convince me to get out of bed, since I had to go to work. Working is optional, we'll get to that later.

When you get out of bed, don't bother showering. Showering is a waste of time, just douse yourself in Axe or cheap cologne of your choice. When picking out something to wear, it should not be hard to understand that clothes make the man, so wear what you wore yesterday. You were a man yesterday, weren't you? For women, you can do the same thing,just change your under garnets, that's all that matters honestly. When you are dressed, you might want to think about nutrient absorption. Food is needed to live, so you might want to head over to your gallery kitchen. What do you want to eat for breakfast, or lunch in the lazy man's case? I'll tell you what you want; you want leftover pizza from last night because you can't cook and you don't have a woman to cook for you so you order pizza or chinese food every night. Go ahead, I won't stop you, grab that pizza box and just shove it in the microwave. A balanced breakfast is the best way to start any day. Finish up your food and take a seat. Do you have to go to work? Is there something you should do today? If you answered yes to any of the aforementioned questions,then pay attention. Please print this article out, and take it with you to your mode of transportation. Are you there now? If you're going to work, be lazy. Pretend to work. Have you ever seen the movie 'Office Space'? The main character doesn't actually work, but he still has a job, and he gets promoted! It has to work, it was in a movie. Do just that! When you are finished working, go ahead and come home and play some video games. You may also substitute video games for your hobby. Do this until you are too tired to stay awake, and then go lie on your bed or couch and prepare to start another glorious day of feeling great about yourself. I just have one thing left to do. What I'm about to tell you is important.

Preparing to start your day and feel great about yourself is simple, I'm going to tell you the secret right now, and here it is: Don't care. Just don't do it. Do not care about anything at all, ever! If something doesn't benefit you in any way at all, I suggest not even considering doing it.

In closing, I'd like to say that if you already feel great about yourself, don't feel bad about incorporating my advice into your already good routine. Anything can be improved upon."

Article written by: Bryan

From: Age: 19

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