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"Parent phrases in rhyme form"
Tired of talking to your kids in the same manner day after day? Finding it hard to phrase rewards v.s. punnishment nicely? Well then! Participate in the "Lecture your children with rhyme" plan! By simply pre-planning your phrase and then using it when the time arrises, you can make a normally dull or uncomfortable topic loads of fun! Here are some handy examples:
For Toddlers:
If you keep being grumpy, little girl, it must be said, "Momma won't sing you a song, it's straight off to bed" But if you use a nice voice, it shall be true, that Momma will sing a song to you!
For young children:
Eat all of your vegetables, you're carrots and peas... and GREEN will come out when you sneeze! Wouldn't that just be the bee's knees?
For Teenagers:
If you don't do your homework, I'm sad to say, you won't be going out with your friends today. If you complete your assignments, with accuracy and speed, you may hang out with them (just don't smoke any weed).
For the grown child who won't leave the house:
Go off to college, or get yourself a job. I won't have you hanging around like a slob. And though I love you (so much my heart aches) I'm kinda weirded-out eating breakfast with your dates.
So there you have it! Experiment and play! While they still might not like
the message, it's more fun this way. However, be cautioned, it will be your
fate, that if you employ this method... your kids will become quite irate.
Article written by: Ivan
From: Washington Age:22
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